[human]
  i'm a smalltalk baby, smalltalkin' all night long,
  i'm a smalltalk baby, 24 hours 7 days a week...
  what you got to say to me, make it short and sweet.

  i'm a wildcard baby, wildtalkin' all night long,
  i'm a wildcard baby, 24 hours 7 days a week...
  when i can't go on, i stop.  and eat!

  i'm a hypercard baby, hypertalkin' all night long,
  i'm a hypercard baby, 24 hours 7 days a week...
  when this job is good and done, i might get some sleep...

[computer]
  i'm an applescript baby,
  cross-platform communicating all night long,
  i'm an applescript baby,
  604 thousand 800 seconds per week...
  when will those pc clowns
  learn to move a mouse before they squeak?

[human]
  i'm a smalltalk baby, smalltalkin' all night long,
  i'm a smalltalk baby, 24 hours 7 days a week...
  what you got to say to me, make it short and sweet...

[computer]
  i love you.